| First | Last |
|---|---|
| Patty | Bouvier |
| Carl | Carlson |
| Yes | Guy |
| Jimbo | Jones |
| Edna | Krabappel |
| Timothy | Lovejoy |
| Otto | Mann |
| Nelson | Muntz |
| Apu | Nahasapeemapetilon |
| Harry | Potter |
| Bart | Simpson |
| Lisa | Simpson |
| Maggie | Simpson |
| Marge | Simpson |
| Seymour | Skinner |
| Waylon | Smithers |
| Valerie | Togasaki-Rothman |
| Fat | Tony |
| Milhouse | Van-Houten |
| Ralph | Wiggum |
| Groundskeeper | Willie |
| Uter | Zorker |